The Step-by-Step Guide to World Domination

The Cocker Movement

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:26:09 GMT

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Crazy Fang-Like

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:38:23 GMT

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Sparkly Vampires

dhetrick@gmail.com — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:13:44 GMT

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No Baseball Bats In Golf

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:47:18 GMT

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Happy Smallpox Giving

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:32:52 GMT

Brand new Leave It To Jesus (direct link)! Also, happy Thanksgiving!

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:07:47 GMT

I saw Jesus Lizard last night at the Crofoot Ballroom in Pontiac. Freaking awesome show...they've still got it. Opening up for them was Easy Action, which is John Brannon's (from the Laughing Hyenas) new band; they were fucking incredible, almost better than Jesus Lizard. w00t!

Seriously, if you get the chance, go see Jesus Lizard on this tour, you won't be sorry. Also, go see Easy Action on Dec. 18th at Small's (in Hamtramck), if you can...Marie and I will probably be there :-)

It's A Metaphor, Stupid

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:56:52 GMT

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This is the coolest thing I've seen all day

dhetrick@gmail.com — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:34:48 GMT

Penny Water

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:09:38 GMT

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Put Some Stank On It

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:34:04 GMT

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Multiple Choice

dhetrick@gmail.com — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:56:59 GMT

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Tastes Just Like It

dhetrick@gmail.com — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:39:30 GMT

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Leroy Is A Bad Man

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:19:27 GMT

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It's Not My Blood, I Know That Much

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:04:31 GMT

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Not Even The Same Game

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:29:22 GMT

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Way, Way Higher Than An Eagle

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:01:32 GMT

Sorry about the LITJ vacation last week. We're back! A new Leave It To Jesus (direct link) has been posted!

One Electrifying Hour

dhetrick@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:13:16 GMT

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Double Double

dhetrick@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:42:36 GMT

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dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:13:27 GMT

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD I NEED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE.

NEED.

THIS IS NOT A MERE DESIRE. THIS IS A VERY REAL PHYSICAL NEED. IF I DO NOT HAVE ONE OF THESE SOON, THERE WILL BE DIRE CONSEQUENCES.

DIRE.

Try Again

dhetrick@gmail.com — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:14:23 GMT

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You Can't Supersize That

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:40:06 GMT

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Not A Wonderful World

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:29:02 GMT

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Extra Red Stuff

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:14:56 GMT

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God Hates Figs

dhetrick@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:57:12 GMT

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Of All Time

dhetrick@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:26:50 GMT

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